Bacon Sundae at Denny's

Even I don't think this is a good idea. Now I love me some bacon (especially the Amish bacon from Almanac) , and most pork products in general, but this has gone too far. Homer might be the only one that could handle this pile of calories in a glass - along with a portion of states below the mason dixon.

The Wendy's Baconator was the first step.

Then KFC went Doubledown on your ass and raised the bar to near cardiac arrest levels.

And now the Maple Bacon Sundae from Denny's puts all others to shame.  The description alone makes you want to go to the gym.

"Bacon makes a classic ice cream sundae even more awesome.  We start with maple flavored syrup, and a scoop of rich, creamy vanilla ice cream and then a generous sprinkle of our diced hickory-smoked bacon.  Add another sweet layer of syrup and vanilla ice cream topped with even more bacon and a drizzle of syrup."